Even though I would fan your royal highness with fans made of gilded gold and leaves from a very rare bush, jumping at your every beck and call, and would serve your grace the head of a boar should you so desire, if this site offends you or challenges your skewed idea of what a perfect Christian should be like, good.
It should offend you. It's an offense to write about the sickening, perverted monstrosity that many call "Christianity," but is actually Satanism. This is all one big pile of shit. If it bothers you so much to wade through it with me, follow another damned blog.
Try one written by one of those 30 year old, single, purity movement women. You know, those ones who are so obsessed with themselves and their perfect future husband that they will actually never marry because no one can meet their hypocritical and contradicting standards.
Warning: Following the aforementioned advice can and will be detrimental to your mental health. Proceed at your own demented, suicidal craving for self-harm.
