About

*Ahem*

Allow me to direct your attention to the right. Do you need me to hold your hand and point you in the right direction? My explicit bio is over there. In plain sight. And you didn't need to waste time coming here to find it.                

*Some birds chirp at your incompetence*                  
                                   

Can you read that, bubba?                     ----->

Need me to change your diaper now?

Because you're a baby.